There's NO way we are ready for this!!  Ozzy & the family are heading back to television for a variety show!!  The working title is "THE OSBOURNES: LOUD AND DANGEROUS"   Picture the 70's variety shows like "Sonny & Cher" or "Donny & Marie" on major CRACK!!  Fox has order six episodes so far and the show is supposed to begin with a Christmas Special.  ???  From where~HELL????  Even Ozzy looks confused!



Here is a blurb from Fox about the show:
"The plan is to blend musical perfs by the Osbournes and others with comedy sketches as well as gameshow, audience participation and out-of-studio taped elements", said Mike Darnell, Fox's President of Alternative Entertainment. The show may even have a segment called "The Osbournes Meet The Osbournes" in which Ozzy and family are filmed meeting other families named Osbourne.


ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!  The bonus part is that we all have plenty of time to contact our doctors to snag some perscription meds.  Trust me, we are ALL gonna need them!